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Nuns From Lady Gaga's High School Don't Get Lady Gaga Which Is Okay Because We Don't Get Lady Gaga Either

Let's face it: no matter how much Lady Gaga takes from the Madonna playbook she still is looking like a manque. According to the news source of our times, The New York Post:

The nuns who teach at the Convent of the Sacred Heart girls school on East 91st Street are said to be aghast at the exploits of one alumna, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, a k a Lady Gaga..